September 2010
12 tags
In need of a personal army
(650) 339 6531
There is his number and a link to his facebook profile. He’s been calling me for the past few days presumably to start shit based on things that happened over a year ago. Not to mention he’s been a whore trying to get with multiple women at a time and yet he does not know that some of these women have been plotting against him. We’ve come to the conclusion...
August 2010
Contradictory Suicidal Tendencies
Nothing like it.
Personal (a cunt)
I can’t believe how people can be friends with Sarah Sangraw. She’s a good for nothing slut who just uses people to her own advantage and plays bunny bunny whenever she wants something. She’s just causing drama wherever the hell she wants to do it and it’s driving me and everyone who knows her at Westmoor crazy.
Yes people, I have the audacity to say this because I know...
“In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite...”
– Paris Hilton’s last tweet after landing in jail for Cocaine possession.
“I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay...”
– April. (via eddymology)
I’m contemplating spending Halloween at Yaoi-Con this year.
“its one thing when you lose a friend, or when you become enemies. but, its the...”
– Hayley Williams, from Paramore: On The Record With Fuse. (via -holdingyourbreath) (via atlanticlungs) (via youresosolo)
“In America, a man changed his name legally to Lucius Malfoy, showed me the...”
– Tom Felton, Attitude Magazine (via thecheekycauldron) (via gryffinwhore) (via serpensortia-malfoy) (via neilgordongrayston) (via cosmotastic) (via alexu) (via mcor) (via map-the-seoul)
To my HP fans
I need a painkiller
I do drugs because I'm not satisfied with my...
fmylife:
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Wow, this is… Wow.
fmylife:
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
I really loved how hella kids from Westmoor on the...
I’ve had mine for three years, IDK how much longer I want it.
“I want to be a lost poem in a stranger’s coat pocket, that conveys the...”
– From the movie “Chelsea Walls” (2001)
Here comes a mass upload of photo backlogs from my...
When on a crowded bus...
DON’T YOU EVEN THINK OF STEPPING ON MY ONITSUKA TIGERS UNLESS YOU WANT THAT SMARTPHONE OF YOURS UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS
Nothing like freshman from Westmoor on the bus...
Let’s see them beat my 130 followers.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-15) →
Johnny Foreigner (96)
Stars (11)
N.E.R.D. featuring Santigold, Lil Wayne & Fam-Lay (2)
Sonic Youth (2)
Santigold (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The end of Antibiotics. →
eddymology:
cettexxvie:
genericapathy:
So… that’s bad news.
Shit.
Ruh roh.
I’m investing all of my monopoly money in Nanomachines and Cyberbrain technology. Expect to see me in a full cyborg replacement body by 2034.
Johnny Foreigner - Henning’s Favorite
I wanna make folky covers of gangsta rap songs.
“OH MY GOD HE’S WEARING A FEZ!
OH MY GOD HE’S WEARING A FEZ!
OH MY...”
– charlieissocoollike
