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Omegle.com, You're Awesome #5
You: Hi, I'm Luna Lovegood.
Stranger: Hi, I'm Cedric Diggory O.o
Stranger: IMMA GHOST!!
You: I'm sorry about that. ):
Stranger: ya... damn maze
You: That tournament was terrible.
Stranger: I mean really?! The trophy was a portkey!?
Stranger: utter bullshit :P
You: I agree! What sort of 'prize' was that!
Stranger: o well... got to come back as a sparkly vampire
Stranger: which... thats nothing to really brag about
You: Yeah, I'm truly sorry about that.
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: i mean when i was told i was gonna be a vampire i was like... Oh ya... beautiful women, sucking blood, and sauve creature of "the night"
Stranger: boy was i wrong....
Stranger: should've just stayed dead :
You: Yeah, your father wouldn't be too happy with that, now would he, Cedric?
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: damn i would've much rather had hermione granger than... Bella :P
You: Yeah, she's really nice and smart. :)
Stranger: and what an ass
Stranger: i mean
You: Oh dear haha
Stranger: hahahaha XD
You: And much more animated than Bella.
You: I think you may care to know, Hermione told me she still misses you a few weeks ago.
Stranger: well... can't do much when i'm dead now can i
Stranger: oh oh... i got it!!
You: No, but it's nice to think about what could've been, isn't it? :)
Stranger: vampire queen
Stranger: Ron say goodbye to your wife
You: But Ron will be devastated!
Stranger: thank you so much for the idea luna!
You: And what did he ever do to you?
You: And think about the children!
Stranger: your a lot less absent minded than you use to be
Stranger: but how would i know that :O
You: How would you know what?
Stranger: that you're a lot less absent minded
Stranger: b/c i never met you
Stranger: maybe b/c i've been watching you luna
Stranger: you will be my vampire queen.... number 2
Stranger: sorry you don't have as much going on as granger
You: Actually, I have quite a lot going on, but I'd rather not be #2.
Stranger: then 1 1/2?
You: Cedric, I feel bad that you died, but I don't want to be your Vampire Queen. I'm deeply sorry.
Stranger: :O you have no choice thats the problem
You: You see, in The Quibbler, it says that Vampire Queens are now becoming more bloodthirsty than usual and are killing their own friends and family. And, I...just can't do that. As well as deal with the leeches and tipper-croos.
Stranger: eh..... the quibbler doesn't apply to us vampires O.o
You: Precisely. The Quibbler always applies to me. :)
Stranger: but... if your a vampire it dosen't?
Stranger: screw this imma bit you anyway
You: Well, I've got all my protective garb on now!
Stranger: um... twilight vampire
Stranger: nothing hurts us...
Stranger: not even "SUN"
Stranger: i mean seriously
You: Well, I will hurt you. I am a witch after all.
Stranger: pft... witchcraft? childsplay... if you think about it
Stranger: i'm a vampiric wizard
Stranger: how's that for a miiiiiind fuuuuuck
You: You obviously underestimate my powers. :)
Stranger: yes... yes luna i do
Stranger: but... i'm right behind you... bite time!!
Stranger: *bites down*
Stranger: ah ha! you are my vampire queen now
Stranger: MY TEEEETH!!
Stranger: AWWWW GAWD I'M ON FIRE!!
Stranger: you said you were a witch right?
Stranger: *throws water on you*
You: This isn't that Wizards of Oz film!
Stranger: but... you should still melt :(
Stranger: i don't like being upside down and on fire :(
You: You were only knocked backwardds
Stranger: i will use my sparkly skin to blind you first i will cast lumos!!
You: *Nox* :D
Stranger: oh well... this vampire is going to retire
Stranger: besides you dumb bitch you knocked my teeth out :(
Stranger: i don't wanna play with you any more
Stranger: you play rough
You: Well, I wasn't about to become a Vampire Queen! Sorry, Cedric.
Stranger: to late you were already bitten
Stranger: the venom will take hold
You: That's what you think :)
Stranger: you can't just make yourself think your out of this...
Stranger: your going to change
Stranger: look at how pale you ski.... wait
Stranger: you were already super pale
You: You see, you can't get me.....
Stranger: it's a sad day in the life of Cedric Cullen :(
Stranger: or Edward Diggory
Stranger: all i want is to be loved :'(
You: I don't care much about you Mr. Cullen.
Stranger: is that so much to ask
You: All you need is love?
Stranger: *sniff sniff* yes
You: Love is all you need?
Stranger: There's nothing you can do that can't be done
You: Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Stranger: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
You: It's easyyyyy
Stranger: nothing you can make that can't be made
You: Well that was fun
Stranger: goodbye... (since i don't know your name) luna
You: I was just saying the singing was fun...but bye Cedric!
I'm kind of upset that I don't know who this person is at all.
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