The Patron Saint of Funeral Crashing

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followandreblog:

prettytasty:

The Colossal Metro Burger200g (almost a half pound burger patty!)

YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THIS! SUPERAWESOME!
Btw, they have branches in Glorietta 5, DAO in Salcedo St., Valero St., SM North Annex, and SM Fairview! :)

Do want, but I doubt my parents would drive all the way to Glorietta next time I’m in the PI.

prettytasty:

The Colossal Metro Burger
200g (almost a half pound burger patty!)

YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THIS! SUPERAWESOME!

Btw, they have branches in Glorietta 5, DAO in Salcedo St., Valero St., SM North Annex, and SM Fairview! :)

Do want, but I doubt my parents would drive all the way to Glorietta next time I’m in the PI.

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paulprosseda:

nowmybutthurts:

Lubejob always knew he was different from the other Transformers.

thischarmingfag:

WANT!

GUNDAMS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE BEADAZZLED t.t

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1991:

1997:

everythingharrypotter:smoothope:

Lavender: [runs into the hospital wing, after Ron’s been poisoned] Where is he? Where’s my Won-Won? Has he been asking for me? [sees Hermione sitting next to Ron’s bed] What is she doing here?
Hermione: [stands] I might ask you the same question!
Lavender: I happen to be his girlfriend!
Hermione: Well, I happen to be his… friend.
Lavender: Friend? Don’t make me laugh! You haven’t spoken in weeks. I guess you want to make up with him now that’s he’s suddenly all interesting!
Hermione: He’s been poisoned, you daft dimbo! And for the record, I’ve always found him interesting.
Lavender: Ah! See? He senses my presence. [leans down] Don’t worry, Won-Won! I’m here. I’m here.
Ron: [croaks] Her… my… nee. Hermione… [Hermione takes Ron’s hand. Lavender runs out, sobbing. Awkward silence.]
Dumbledore: Oh, to be young and to feel love’s keen sting.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Asobi Seksu - Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight)

I have yet to see anyone hate on Glee.

I guess it’s that good of a show.

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1991:

passivelypensive:

demtits:

foleyxo:beingbrutalisnteverything:confusedquark:heartwarming:
faithtrustpixiedust7: becaschuze: applescrufff: witticisms:
comedrivemewild: erinislame: la-victorienne:
standbybrittany: othersideofsanity:piecesofserenity:
luigi161luis:dontknowdontcare

OMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

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1991:

I’m also thankful for this woman right here. keep on making fucking amazing music! fuck all the haters

I can’t help and be curious of what’s at the crotch. I love her music but I’m just very curious.

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living in such a beautiful place

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Funny but sad but true.

pinoytumblr:

sunscrape:

This joke has so much more meaning now than it ever has.

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a group of islands and said, “What are those?”

“Ah,” said God. “That’s the Philippines, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests. The people from the Philippines are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as carriers of peace and love.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, “What about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”

God replied, “Wait until you see the idiots in their government.”